Diary Of an Addict 8

DIARY OF AN ADDICT - Episode 8
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As at that time, SII Galaxy Phone was at least a big phone, I took the opportunity to get her number indirectly
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“Hey, I love this phone, Pls can I see the specs?” She replied, “Sure, why not?” Upon receiving the phone, the first thin I checked was the kind of line she was using. It was an MTN sim. So, quickly nd codedly,I dialled a “please call me” code and sent it to my MTN number.#SharpGuy

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At the end of my pretense, I handed the phone back to her nd continued normal chat,10 mins later, she signaled her bus stop to the driver, much to the praise of everyone in the vehicle. As for me, well, I got more than what the commuters couldn’t get, Grace’s phone number
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When I got home that day, I quickly saved the phone number and waited 2 more days before dialled her number
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The following ensued between us:
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Grace: Hello?
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Me: Hello. How are u doing?
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Grace: I’m doing gud. Pls, who is this?
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Me: Well, this is funny. We met in a bus where u served us all with brilliant, educative and flawless argument about gud form of governance
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Grace: Wow! What a good memory you’ve got but I didn’t remember giving anyone my number
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Me: Well,….let’s say I work with NCC and I have access to many phone numbers
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Grace: (Laughs) That’s hard to believe sir. I don’t think that’s possible; not with someone I met in a public bus and didn’t give my phone number
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Me: Well, you’re right. Did u remember you gave me your phone that day?
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Grace: Yeah I did. It was the phone you collected, not my number.
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Me: I know right. That’s when I played smart on you. I sent a please call me with your number to my number instantly. So, I need not ask you for your contact before I can have it
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Grace: (She screamed) Jesus! Woooowwww! You’re indeed smart. I’m impressed
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Me: (Be4 she finished her statement, I cut in) Can we met formally, pls?
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Grace: Ha? LThat’s hard o, So quick? I’m always the busy type sir. I work all day
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Me: Busy so much that you can’t spare a time for the chance to meet a guy who outsmarted you? This is a chance to meet a superstar my lady
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Grace: (She laughed so hard nd finally said) Ok, ok. u win. Where do u want us 2 meet.

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