DIARY OF AN ADDICT - Episode 77
Such an answer can make a woman give you her eyes. Lol
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I went to bed around 3:40pm. Before I slept off, I set the alarm on my phone to
6:45pm. My sleep was aided by my never-tired standing fan. It blew all my
stress away and blew into me freshness, smile and a hope of a fresh p***y due
for submission at most, next weekI slept that afternoon very happy, filled up and in a good mood. I also sensed
that my health was speedily recovering. Make e quick ooo because I wan break
record. That next week wey Ini talk na for herself ooo. Anything can happen
before next week abeg
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Fast forward
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My alarm performed the task I gave it. 6:45pm, my phone woke me up. I got up
from bed reluctantly cos I was a bit heavy. I washed my face and drank a cup of
Lucozade Boost I had left in the fridge. “What should I do now?”
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I asked myself. With no idea coming through, I went downstairs to psych and
chat with our gateman. When he saw me coming, one could easily see that he had
a million questions to ask me already. Do I need tell you which of the
Geo-political zones our gateman came from? Your guess is as good as mine. I had
hardly walked up to him when he started
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Gateman: Mr. Femi, good evening sir
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Me: Good evening Garfar. How are you?
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Garfar: Oga me I dey fine o. Oga you I no dey go work again?
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Me: Not really. I am on sick leave
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Garfar: Eeyah! Kai, sorry Oga. Me I no know o
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Me: It’s all right. I’m getting better now. Thanks
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Garfar: Ok oga. Ehen Oga, kai, me I wan ask you something o
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Me: Garfar, wetin be that?
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Garfar: Mr. Femi me I dey this girl Ini for our compound everyday. Oga, shey
she be your wipe (wife)?
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Me: Garfar, Garfar! Why did you ask?
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Garfar: Me I just ask o Oga because me I like the girl, Allah
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Me: Really? You don talk to her before?
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Garfar: Kai me I no fit Oga. The girl no dey gree talk to me. She go just say,
Oga Femi say make I come and I go open gate for am
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Me: Garfar, you want make I advise you?
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Garfar: Advise me Oga, advise me
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Me: Leave that girl alone oo. She go chop all your money finish
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TO BE CONT
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