How I Got Trapped In Lagos.

So as I finished my compulsory one year service (NYSC) to my great country, I served on the best place on earth, Delta state: Sapele, well that one na story for another day, come to think of it, my rent Never expire till today sef, Na next month e go expire so message me if you need a place to stay while in Sapele. *winks*. Ok back to the matter, I spent just one week in sapele after we passed out then I packed my load to Benin, Actually my mum came to pick me, pls am not a mummy’s boy ooh,

When I got home my uncle called me immediately, that I should report to my cousins house in Lagos the Next day that a job was waiting for me there I just had to attend the interview, see joy for my heart as I was over joyful I be like I don get work already big boy, see heart break when e tell me say the vacancy na Calabar e dey but the interview was to be done in Lagos, well I sha go on Saturday.

As we enter Lagos I begin tell the driver all the way from ibafo that I was going to stop at cele, I told him like 100 times till he told me “eh!! Cele guy oya come front come sidown with me”.

He finally stopped me at cele close to conoil, zoom my cousin appears and we drove home. Pls at this junction lemme say since I come Lagos na today be the first day I go eat something different from , rice ,Eba ,and Indomie, kia We need a Woman in this house. Ok Sunday show a little briefing about the job I say no wahala.

And its Monday big day, interview day the place was at Itire, when I go there I met my interviewers and behold na white men I see, see gobe!!!! them dey ask me question I no dey hear wetin dem dey talk eh God see problem, so I had to listen keenly to what they were saying after like 20 minutes I found out I had no pior knowledge of the job description, and the oyibo told me that they couldn’t train me and that they needed someone with a very vast I.T skill set, bone Matter ooh I dey repair laptop and phone ooo, but no b that kind one dem need my skill set na childs play when I compare am to wetin them want. So I didn’t get the job final don’t ask me questions about the company as I won’t tell you.

Tuesday and I’m planning to go home naim my cousin say there is no more Benin for me, Ah!!!

Na so my people I take start to stay Lagos. Join me tomorrow to Read how I left bucknor estate (where I stay) at Jakande to Badagry……Thanks for Reading..

Yours Sincerely, iamkay for Life49ja